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Monday, July 10, 2017

dadio wong! *Ndeso* wae ben irit

Hati2 Jangan beli barang yang pakai bahasa  *English* barang....
Harganya muahalll...bin *larang*.... dadio wong! *Ndeso* wae ben irit..
Iki lho contoneeee.... :​

Kopi Ireng : Rp.2.000,-
​Black Coffee : Rp.15.000,-​
Ra percoyo....dolano nang cafe...!!

Pijet : Rp.30.000,-
​Massage : Rp.300.000,-​
Ra percoyo....dolano nang panti pijat...!!

Banyu adem: Rp.500,-
​Cold Drink : Rp.8.500,-​
Ra percoyo...dolano indomart/alfamart...!!

Ayam Goreng : Rp.5.000,-
​Fried Chicken : Rp.27.000,-​
Ra percoyo...dolano mc'donald/kfc...!!

Pecel : Rp.7.000,-
​Salad with peanut sauce : Rp.22.000,-​
Ra percoyo....dolano nang pizza hut.....!!

Rusun Pinggir Kali : Rp.70 juta
​Riverside Apartment : Rp.650 juta​
Ra percoyo....tukuo opo meneh kredit..!!

Bahkan untuk tanah pemakaman.......
Kuburan ndeso  : Rp...... *gratis...!!*
​Mount Carment : Rp.65 juta​...!!
Ra percoyo....njajalo mati-o disik kono...😀🙏🙏

Penak Dadi wong nDeso po Wong Kutho..??
6 Apel = Rp.12 ribu...
​Apple 6 = Rp.12 Juta​...
Ra percoyo...dolano toko ponsel...!!

Raup = Rp.1000,-
​Facial = Rp.50 ribu​....
Ra percoyo....dolano salon....!!

Nggunting Kuku = Rp.1000
​Menicure Pedicure = Rp.250 ribu​
Ra percoyo....dolano salon....!!

Mulane taaahh....ndeso wae....ra sah kekotaan....
penak dadi wong Ndeso....!!

😀😝🙈😂......💃🏽💃🏽💃🏽

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